For Fake's Sake

Forget Pirelli's Magical Elixir, this stuff is legitimately unproven to restore your locks to how they looked before you had kids and/or an 80-hour work week. If nothing else, it's a quality styling product designed to create movement and hold whatever hair you have left in place. Slick combovers over or tame those flyaways you refuse to trim because at least they're something.

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Given the long-standing, proven success of aloe vera, we knew a synthetic version could only be better. That said, we're computer and/or data scientists, not botanists. So, anyway, we did our best. We don't recommend this for sun burns, or any burns, for that matter. It does have a pleasant, minty aroma though, so there's that. Apply liberally as needed.

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