A perennial classic from legendary fashion icon Ooco Ohanel (sp?). This little black crossbody goes with anything, whether it's authentic or not. Family reunions at which you're compelled to smile at that one cousin's awkward jokes, blind dates that are DOA but you're hungry and the restaurant you've got booked is great, after-work happy hours that just feel like an extension of the last meeting of the day—no matter the situation, this purse will be there at your side, winking as insincerely as you.
Never stand out from the crowd with this cozy, identity-protecting sweater. With its awkward, slouchy drop-shoulder silhouette, no one who's truly an outlier in a dataset would ever think to wear this nondescript gem. A must-have to complete your lounge-at-home to lunch-with-friends to where-is-my-damn-beer wardrobe.
Lush, energetic, and intense, this gorgeous Cabernet begins with aromas of blackberry, huckleberry, and chocolate, as well as hints of prunes, cabbage, sriracha, and graham cracker, in a flavor journey that gradually guides your body back in time. On the palate, it displays lovely brightness, with firm, resolved tannins framing flavors of boysenberry and black currant. As it evolves in the glass, subtle sweet and savory notes are revealed, carrying the wine to a long, focused finish and yourself to the days of your youth. Best paired with hot dogs, popcorn, or diluted with water. Honestly, you're probably better off with a rum and coke, and binge-watching The Golden Girls.